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Professional ladies of pleasure find Twitter

By Rudolf Boogerman

Imagine, I’m walking down the street and suddenly, 12 lightly dressed ladies jump on me from around the corner, expressing the desire to follow me.  As a male, it is kind of flattering to be so popular with the ladies, so my first reaction is one of delight, although I confess to have a girlfriend and therefore I am not supposed to have feelings like that, but we are only human.  Alas, a closer look reveals them as professional courtesans, to say the least.
What a cold shower! I slump back into the deep depression I came from. Of course, they want to follow me, it figures.

I’m actually talking about Twitter here. Today, no less then 12 supposedly real people started following me.  Many of these twitters only have one tweet, generally saying something about nice pics, webcams and what they can do with their female body.  You don’t have to be a scientist to deduct that the oldest profession in the World has found Twitter and they are hitting it really hard.  Yesterday I had 4 followers, today 12 and the day isn’t over yet.  I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

The most amazing thing is that when you look at their profile, some people manage to follow them in return.  There is one who has already 20 followers while there is nothing to follow except one tweet and a URL to a questionable site.
Some people simply return the favor if someone follows them, without looking who this person actually is.  Alas, a lot of these “ladies” are created by owners of certain explicit sites.  How do I know that? Because many of the tweets have exactly the same message, from which follows that most of these twitters are not real people at all, just cardboard characters.

Check first who is following you

So, the lesson is that you have to check first who is following you before you return the favor because it can damage your public image if you appear to follow a set of professional ladies of pleasure.  It certainly looks rather dumb, whatever your idea about prostitution is.  Also, do not click on a URL of a questionable tweet.  You do not know where you end up. Although I’m not saying they all do, but some of those sites may contain spyware, so be careful.

I’m avoiding the use of certain words because they it get picked up by search engines and that can have a negative effect on the womenCorp site.  Among other embarrassments, GoogleAds can turn up undesirable ads.  You would be amazed what the word “woman” on its own can trigger, let alone more explicit words.
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4 Responses to “Professional ladies of pleasure find Twitter”

  1. melatoninTechy Says:
    September 28th, 2009 at 1:00 am

    i just love Twittering compared to blogging. i was a blog addict and now i am a Twitter addict.

  2. Rudolf Boogerman Says:
    September 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Hi melatoninTechy,

    To me, blogging and twittering is incomparable. I find twittering kind of primitive, like chatting with one hand tied behind your back because of the limitation in characters while blogging gives me an almost unlimited arsenal of options to express myself.
    I try to work with twitter for quite some time now, but I still don’t get what the fuss is about and I probably never will. Marketing gurus tell us that twitter is the future and so on, but I doubt that. I think it will simply exist next to other forms of expression, like Facebook, chat rooms, member sites etc…
    That said, if you like it, so much the better :-)

  3. Wayne Tarken Says:
    August 25th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Don’t tell anyone but I’m a recovering Twitter addict. I haven’t used it in month after almost daily use. I was obsessed about watching and reviewing each message,.The problem is that its hard to make a living just doing that. The more time one spends on twitter the less one may earn in wages. That’s not to say that it isn’t effective: you just have to manage the ROI like everything else.

  4. admin Says:
    August 25th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    Wayner, I won’t tell anyone ;-)
    Thanks for sharing your experience!